So, today is T.T.s first day back to school. He has entered the fifth grade. Do y’all know how the fuck old that makes me feel at this moment having just fucking typed that? Anyway… we had to wait over an hour for his bus to be by to pick him up (don’t ask) and while we were sitting out on our stairs, one of our neighbours’ cats came and sat with us. So without further ado… PICTURES!

 

Doesn’t he look fucking adorable? We got him a tee-shirt with Transformers on it and a pair of Dickies shorts. I am so going to have to go and get him some more of those fuckers. They look too cool on him. :/

Wide shot and now for the neighbours cat… I would probably so catnapped her if her owner didn’t come out to see where she was…

 

Apparently her name is Kaya and she is a cutie. She ran up and fucking jumped into my lap then moved over to T.T.s, so I took this picture. Then she decided to jump down and see what she could do with T.T.s backpack… see picture below…

 

Isn’t she adorable? Maybe I should have asked if I could keep her? No, I wouldn’t do that. Madden Man’s cat would never forgive me… not that I give a shit… Okay, so now just a really random picture I took like two weeks ago. It’s a mutant moth. This thing was the size of a large butterfly. I had gone to the market and it wasn’t there, but when I came back by, it was dead on the ground. :/

 

See, I told you. The hole in the concrete that is to the bottom of the right (by the way it’s laying) is about the size of a fucking dime to give you an idea of how big that thing is. One of these fuckers dive bombed my mum’s head a couple months ago while she was out watering her yard one night. Needless to say she hustled back into the house. *smiles*

 

So, hopefully I’ll be back with something else later… I doubt it, but ya know… it sounded good. *grins*

 

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1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down? Hrmmm… lately it’s been more of guys watching me as opposed to actually trying to hit on me. I am thinking that might be because I am usually with Madden Man. Dammit! I rarely get to go out on my own anymore. :/

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor or someone famous here, but whatever)? Oh the numbers of choices… any of my cleb crushes over there would work, but I would have to say that it is a tie between to RFWB that I am currently crushing hard on… but who they are, that I one thing I won’t tell… Sorry. :/

3. Have you ever had done anything sexual in your office or your place of employment? Nope.

4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? How do you react when someone calls you out? Yeah, I do apologize when I make a mistake and when someone calls me out on it, I will listen to why they believe I have made a mistake.

5. Top or bottom? Hrmmm, well I’ll have to say both?

Bonus (as in optional): Bonus: How old were you when you first had a willing sexual experience? 21.

 

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Well, I have to tell you , my two loyal readers that I have the biggest female hard-on right about now. Yeah, I know that is a mental image that no one needed. *passes the bleach and mental floss for that one* Anyway… not only did I get the fucking mouse of my dreams this morning but… I got one of my favourite movies of all time… The Nightmare Before Christmas. OH MY GOD!!!I have been fucking waiting for this movie to be released on DVD again. Let me tell you that I love this movie so fucking much that when I reach 150lbs. gone, I am having the characters Lock, Shock & Barrel tattooed in the middle of my back. Yes, I love this movie and those characters that much.

So, I’m gonna end this so I can enjoy my movie…

 

 

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How many times a day do you…

Brush your teeth? Twice… Once in the morning and once at night when I get out of the shower.

Shower? Once… unless there is a reason to do it more than that…

Check your E-mail? Too many to count…

Check LJ? See above… I have to see what’s going on on my fave gossip site. *grins*

Eat? Three meals and one afternoon snack…

 

 

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You find a fairy. With a wave of their wand they can change anything for you.

What is the one thing you would change about your body? Well, at the moment, not much (with the help of a fairy that is). I am actually getting used to seeing my body going through the various changes that it is with losing weight and actually going to gym, so I wouldn’t really change much… maybe the occasional grey eyebrow hair that seems to be popping up as of late. *laughs*

What is the one personality trait you would change? I’d have to think about that one. I kinda like being a bitch because it’s knowing when to cut it back and going from being a bitch to being a cunt… yes, I said the “C-Word”.

What is the one thing about your job you would change? I would have one that I want and make a lot of money. *grins*

What is the one thing about your home you would change? I would own one instead of living in an apartment with asshole neighbours that you can’t get away from.

What is the one thing about your Significant Other you would change? Um… maybe change him into one of my celeb crushes, beyond that, maybe his slob-like tendencies. *smiles*

Who is the one person you would poof out of your life and why? My downstairs neighbour at the moment.

Who is the one person you would poof back in and why? Um… Daniel… and as to why, you don’t really need to know.

 

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Well… I was so going to save the Dude… Really? category for questionable tattoos, but um… I have to do this…

 

First, congrats to Gwen Stefani and her hubby on baby number two being born, however, a big Dude… Really? goes out to them on the name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale… um, yeah. What in the fuck were you two smoking before she got pregnant that you thought that would be the coolest name for a kid? That is like asking for your kid to have his ass beat in school…

 

 

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1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest. Not all the time, no. Is anyone?

2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour? Um, hell to the no!!!

3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)? Yep… name the place and time. *winks and snickers*

4. Do you ever not have good table manners? When the occasion calls for it.

5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe. Yes I do and no I won’t.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever gone through a true sexual fantasy? Describe. Yes I have and no I won’t.

 

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Well, folks, for the first time in a few years, I had a really fucking cool birthday. I got to do everything I wanted. Too bad I couldn’t do everyone I wanted, but it’s all good. *grins evilly*

 

Anyway, I woke up at 5:30am (damn internal body clock! damn you to heck!!!), flipped on the tv and went back to sleep only to be woken up at 7am by Madden Man. He bought me my fave, white roses:

 

 

Needless to say, I was damned surprised. They are so beautiful… the picture doesn’t do them justice, not to mention, there are more than are in the picture. *laughs* I found that the farther away I was, it looked like a vase full of stems because the flowers would fade into the background of the white wall (DUR!!!).

 

So, from here, I soaked my ass in the tub for awhile. I enjoyed every fucking minute of that, let me tell you, my two loyal readers. Rose scented bathwater and nothing but quiet with which to relax in. Ahhhh… Pure bliss, I tell ya… pure bliss… Anyway, before I get sidetracked here… Madden Man took me out to breakfast and I went to get a tattoo done. Yes people, I am addicted. I now have seven of them adorning my body. Not bad for a chick that only wanted one when I got it 11 years ago. Anyway, I got my very own Luke Chueh done. BTW, that’s Chueh pronounced “chew”. So… my tattoo…

 

He’s still all red from just being done. It’s actually black and grey, so when I am fully healed, I will take another picture and put him up as he is supposed to look like…

 

And the original artwork…

 

I think the tattoo artist did a really kick ass job myself. *smiles* I’m happy with it. I chose not to go with the cat/bear thing being white as white is notorious for fading really fast, so I asked the guy to shade him in with grey so he wouldn’t look like a friggin’ outline. And for those of you wondering, the painting is called Locked and I have felt that way many, many times, so I felt it was something that I wanted on me for the rest of my life. Hey! Don’t judge me… though I may at some point end up in my own Dude… Really? category here. :/ I keed… I keed…

 

Anyway… after getting my tattoo, Madden Man, T.T., my mum and I went to the movies. We saw the new Mummy movie. It was pretty good. The action scenes were great, but the stuff in between was rather boring and somewhat lame. Not to mention, I am not feeling Maria Bello and Evie. I miss Rachael Wiesz… seriously…

 

After the movies, I went and got my Cake Batter ice cream from my local Coldstone Creamery. I don’t do cake on my birthday, so I opted for the ice cream instead. *smiles* And so, I ended my day watching a preseason Titans football game with Madden Man and T.T. and Lord Jeebus help me, I was in bed and sleep before 9:30pm. I swear… I must be getting old… :/

 

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1. What is your favorite song right now? Why? Um, I don’t have one that is a favourite at the moment, but I have a lot of them that I can listen to over and over again and not get tired of.

2. What genre of music makes you the happiest? Rock. Yeah, I know, doesn’t necessarily make sense, but it does. :/

3. What would you name your band and what kind of music would you play? The Meddling Kids and we would play rock. (If anyone takes this and names their band that, I want credit for the name if/when you become famous!)

4. What is your favorite lyric of all time? Why? Damn… this is a hard one. There are so many lyrics that mean something to me, but I don’t have a favourite of all time though. :/

5. What band/artist could you never live without? Why? Green Day… I have been a fan for 14 years and I still love the shit out of them.

 

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Well, hello there you, my two loyal readers. I thought I would put up an entry today being that I am not going to be around tomorrow for my birthday. *squeals like a schoolgirl* I also wanted to give y’all a progress report about the gym/weight loss thing, so I have added a new category called (ironically enough) Progress Report. Every month I get a print out of how I am doing weight-wise and inches from the gym, so I’ll scan them and you can take a look (as well as keep up with me) at how I’m doing. Not to mention, it is proof that I am going to the gym for anyone that might doubt that out there. *laughs*

 

So, before I progress with the progress, I have to tell y’all that I started the week out really shitty. :/ I had an appointment with my doctor on Monday for a follow-up on the fingernail that I had removed back in May, my ankle as well as a couple other things. Well, my fingernail is almost completely grown out after only three months of it being removed. I was surprised because I was told that it would be like six months. Needless to say, my doctor was damn surprised as well.

So, onto my ankle. As you, my two loyal readers, know, I sprained my ankle back in October and found out in January. Well, my ankle isn’t healing. :/ Not only that, but the fucker is still swollen and has swollen up into my calf as well. :/ So, I now have to wrap my damned ankle way the fuck up into my calf when I go to the gym in the morning. Unfortunately at this point, there isn’t much that can be done about it. Have to let nature take its course… no matter how fucking long and slow that is. :/

Next… I have to carry my ass (and the rest of me as well) to have some blood work done on Monday. My iron levels were a little low. So, yet again, I am going to be poked for a few vials of blood. Ya know, back in the day I would be pissed, but in light of the last few years, I have to say that it doesn’t even bother me anymore. Okay, that is kinda a lie… It bothers me, just not like it would bother most folks.

Alright, onto my weight… Well, when I was weighed on Monday at the doctor’s office, I weighed in at 315. I was not a happy camper. If this was the case, that means that I had only lost like one pound since my weigh-in at the gym in July. I was on the verge of tears by the time my doctor came in to see me. Okay, so (paging Cher Horowitz), I had my weigh-in this morning at the gym and I weighed in at 310. Yes, folks, I lost five fucking pounds in the last three days. Water weigh, I know, but I am not going to complain. I have to say that I went off my water intake for a few weeks, so that may have contributed to the not moving of the scale. I increased my water intake from 33oz. to 64+oz. a day. This seems to have made a difference. I am hoping though that I can have a significant move in the scale by the time I have to go see Dr. K. in October for my five month check-up. Okay, so here is the progress report for July and the one for August.

 

Well… now that that is all out of the way, I have to tell you that Madden Man and I celebrated our six year anniversary yesterday. *does Snoopy dance* Six years that some days feel like an eternity in hell. *laughs* No seriously though, while I was at the gym, Madden Man and T.T. went to the market and got me an anniversary card. I didn’t even see them pass by the gym while I was there. :/ Anyway, when I got home, the card was waiting for me on the bed. I had an awwww moment. *laughs* Needless to say, nookie was had and damn if I wasn’t happy about that… Oh yeah, I never did tell y’all about the latest fiasco with my birth control…

Let me recap for you… I had my birth control changed from Ortho-Novum, in December due to the level of hormone making my have pain in my “girls”, to Ortho-Tri-Cyclen. The OTC made me a bitchX1000, so I was changed to Lybrel. Well, Lybrel didn’t work out either. ***TMI ALERT*** The Lybrel made me have a period, no period then two months (yes, I said two months) of serious spotting. :/ So now I am on Yaz and so far, it seems to be working out. So far… We shall see if it really works out.

 

Alright, well, if you are still reading, you deserve an award, but sadly, I have nothing other than my thanks for reading, so until next time…

 

 

 

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