Okay, so I got my fucking laptop reformatted and I have all this space (at least until I move my MP3s back :/) but… my fucking wireless doesn’t like my damned router anymore. Sad thing is… the router we use is no longer made by the company and I have been unable to find the software anywhere to download. *sighs* So I am now hard-wired to the ethernet. :/ C`est la vie…

Anyway, Madden Man, my mum and I took T.T. to cap today. I would be lying if I said that I didn’t miss him. Madden Man and I will be going to pick him up first thing Wednesday morning and we will be going to my mum’s office once we get back in town. T.T. hates being away from his grandmother like this, so we thought it would be a nice treat for him and her to go to her office. *smiles*

Anyway, I have some things to do… smut to read… so, hopefully I will be back tomorrow with some other kind of news. *smiles*

Have a safe and Happy 4th folks!

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1. What drink wakes you up best in the morning? Cold water.

2. During the day, what do you drink to keep going? Water or on rare occasion some kind of juice.

3. Do you drink the recommended 8 glasses of water per day? Why/why not? No, I drink closer to like 15 glasses of water a day.

4. What are the ingredients of your favorite mixed drink? (Doesn’t have to be alcoholic!) I have to think about that. :/

5. Are you a coffee drinker? How do you take your coffee, if so? Nope.

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I am damn tired folks… Yes, yes, I know the remedy for that would be for me to go to bed, but I thought I would leave you, my two loyal readers, with something a little more substantial than a damned meme to read. T.T. officially began summer vacation last Friday. His school had to go a week longer than other schools in the district because they had low test scores or some such shit like that. :/ Anyway, I have pictures of his award/moving on ceremony to post, but at the moment, I am in the process of backing up all the shit on my laptop so I can reformat it… I have waaaaaaaaaaay too much fucking music people… Seriously. :/ So, once I get everything done, hopefully in the next couple of days, I’ll get the pictures posted along with a little more information other than the fact that he had a ceremony. *smiles*

So… T.T. and I spent four days at my mum’s. OMG!!!! The woman has no internet and while that is condusive to writing… I was bored out of my fucking mind for a couple days there. Did I mention I had to bring my mother’s laptop home with me to “service” it? Yes, people, I have to do the updating of her virus protection and install some games she has become addicted to and get it back to her soon before she starts acting like a crackhead looking for a fix. *laughs*

I have a few days of me time coming up. T.T. is off to camp for a week on the 4th and Madden Man has to work the first two days that he is gone, so I get to have some damned quiet time here. While I am going to miss T.T., I am kinda looking forward to having some quiet time away from both of the men. I love them dearly, but man…

Anyway… I am heading out before I begin typing this damn thing with my forehead which would look rather odd…

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1. Do you believe in marriage? I do. I think it’s sad that people today get married and think that it is forever, but then end up divorced after a few years or even a few months. :/

2. What is marriage to you? I haven’t given it much thought to be totally honest.

3. If you are married, why did you do it? If you are not, why have you not married? Why haven’t I married? Well, retarded answer would be that none of my celeb crushes have asked yet, but in truth… the right man hasn’t come along yet. I thought for the longest time that Madden Man was the one, but now, I’m not so sure sometimes. :/

4. Do you believe in divorce? No comment…

5. If you are divorced, why did you do it? If you have not, are there certain circumstances under which you would agree to a divorce? Can’t begin to answer this since I have never been married.

Bonus (as in optional): [ed note:I am not trying to spark a get political debate, I am much to superficial for that]Do you believe that same sex marriages are a threat to traditional marriages? Nope.

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Well, I thought I would remove myself from the smut (yes, I said smut) reading that I have been doing the last few days and put up an actual friggin’ post.

So, about the smut… as y’all know, I am a damned big fan of reading fanfic (as well as writing it on occasion myself) anyway… I found a site the other day and I haven’t really been able to tear my Fluffy ass away from the shit I have been reading. Seriously. I so envy these people’s writing skills… well not all of them. Some of the crap I have run across, I think T.T. could have done a better job, but anyway, so yeah…

I had forgotten to tell you, my two loyal readers, about a field trip that T.T. went on a couple weeks ago. His class went to the local fish hatchery at the local JC and then they actually went fishing. T.T. helped to catch a mighty nice trout that has been frozen ever since he brought the thing home. It’s fucking whole people. Yes, whole… guts and all… eyes staring at nothing in our freezer… GAH!!! We are all a bunch of wimps around here and no one wants to clean the damned thing to eat it, so I took a picture of it and it will be going to the big dumpster in the sky. Anyway, here is the prize he helped to catch…

We are damn proud that he helped to catch that and in the process, he found that he actually likes going fishing. :/

 
So, now, I have to say this…

JENN!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That being said… or shouted I should say. Ummm, Jenn, please email me with the AIM name you use. I have one, but I am not sure if you still use it.

Good grief… My inner fangirl is not only weeping right now, she is damn near crushed… :/

Okay, so y’all know that I have six tattoos now and I am kinda fascinated by tatts that other people have. I popped into my fave gossip site (link is over there in the sidebar) and someone posted the following as part of a post about something different…

Oh good grief… C’mon Benji… Benjamin Franklin on your damned back?!?!?! Well, I guess it really is all about the Benjamins… So now, after having seen this, if by some act of God that I actually run across this man, I am going to be pulling a Nelson Muntz (please wiki for the Simpsons if you don’t know who he is) and saying, “Ha! Ha!” *shakes head* Um… if Benji actually happens across this… I have to know the origins of Benny on your back… Why?!?!

Alright… I think I am done… Maybe…

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PS ~ New Benny skeeves the fuck out of me… Seriously….

PPS ~ If you are finding me via mywbs… I am not on there and I would love to know who the FUCK is linking my goddamned blog to it!!!!

1. Do you believe anyone truly likes their job? If so, why? I think that some people do. I also think that there may be some aspects that they don’t like about their job in general though.

2. Do you 1) live to work or 2) work to live 3) not see a difference? Neither at the moment. I am a happy stay-at-home mom.

3. How many hours do you work a week? 24/7. You tend to do that if you are a mother.

4. What was your safety item (i.e. blankie) from when you were little? Um, I had a sock monkey doll that I absolutely loved and I was sad that I couldn’t pass it on to T.T. when I had him. The thing had been eaten by bugs. *frowns*

5. Have you ever used food during sex? Yep… and that is all I have to say about that…

Bonus (as in optional):What is your guilty food pleasure? Cake batter ice cream from Coldstone and those damned muffins from Costco.

Double Bonus from our inquisitors (still optional): “We are looking for suggestions. . . If someone asked for your suggestions for a butt worshiping evening (an evening devoted to butt attention), what would you suggest?” OMG… I have no words other than to say I have no words. :/

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One of the true comedy greats has died… R.I.P. George Carlin…

1. Last party you went to? I went to a graduation party last weekend for a friend of my mother’s daughter.

2. Do you pee in the shower? Um first… EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And second… hell to the fucking no!

3. Have you ever fired a gun? Does a water gun count?

4. Where do you call home? So Cal… and I fucking hate it more and more by the year. :/

5. What’s your favorite board game? Um… Sorry, Candyland, Scrabble, Monopoly… etc…

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1. What’s your favorite color of lingerie? Honestly, I am a fan of white lace as well as maroon, kinda dark stuff.

2. Do you have a porn collection? I used to. I had a nice one, but it got stolen a few years ago. :/

3. Do you have any fetishes? Not that I would want to mention here.

4. What is your favorite place to have sex? My bed? What the fuck kind of question is that?

5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you? I have no words except to say that I have no words…

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you’ve had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel? Average and personally, I don’t really care about it to be quite honest.

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First off… The title of this post is a direct quote from the movie Transformers and it is also meant to be sarcastic…

I was reading over at my fave gossip site about a party for the launch of the new Cartier Love Bracelet for charity. Um… *looks to the left and right* I have to say… for almost a fucking grand, the bracelet ain’t worth it. I don’t really care if like $200 goes to charity… I think, if I had a grand to drop, I would send the grand to charity and fuck the bracelet, but, I guess in the world of Hollywood (yes, I think Hollywood is a world all unto itself) buying something and having some of the money go to charity while you have a nice new bauble to show off just how charitable you can be, is the norm. Oh… wanna see a picture of the $1,000 bracelet? Alright… Here ya go… Continue reading »